I guess you have heard by now that there was a huge to-do this past weekend. Two members of royalty got married. I am fuzzy on the details, but the couple is now charge of Sussex! I was not sure what Sussex was, so I used the Google program to investigate and come to find out...Sussex is a county in the regal state of New Jersey.
From my understanding, this newlywed couple is in now charge of all 141,682 people who reside in the county. That's a lot of people! The pair will also oversee all 535.74 square miles of Sussex. That's a lot of land! The area is home to many generational New Jersey residents. That's a lot of Aqua Net!
The two royals where given the title of Duke and Duchess of Sussex. How fancy! It is motivating to see old-timey titles used in modern times. It has inspired me to change my professional status to Lady Gainer, Countess Trainer. I am hoping that this new elegant title will finally help me get an actual training job. (As of right now I am still the Earl of Unemployment!)
I do wish Henry and Megs all the best. (That's what I call them.) They have a long road ahead of them. (By road, I mean the New Jersey turnpike.) Marriage isn't easy, but those two crazy kids have a lot of love for another, (Also, they have a lot of my unanswered emails offering them unsolicited marital and governing advise.)
Love (and the smell of New Jersey) is in the air! Stay Awake, Kids!
Cathy Gainer Corporate Trainer
